God said, "What the fuck is this shit?"

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

kripke-is-my-king:

beckydearest:

kripke-is-my-king:

the two most supernatural things about Supernatural 

• Sam getting wifi EVERYWHERE
• Dean not crashing the impala even though he NEVER looks at the road

let’s not forget

• neither of them having scars despite constantly being covered in cuts

Most accurate addition I’ve seen to this post, to date.

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

lonelywhiteasian:

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them