someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions
the two most supernatural things about Supernatural
- Sam getting wifi EVERYWHERE
- Dean not crashing the impala even though he NEVER looks at the road
let’s not forget
- neither of them having scars despite constantly being covered in cuts
Most accurate addition I’ve seen to this post, to date.
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?